Chaos Mitigation Plan
Due to unforeseen circumstances, management has decided to implement a new policy of utter randomness.
Our team of expert chaos theorists (aka the IT department) have developed a comprehensive plan to mitigate the effects of chaos:
- Randomly reassign employees to alternate shifts.
- Replace 50% of office furniture with whoopee cushions.
- Introduce an open-ended policy of 'creative freedom', allowing any employee to redefine the company's mission statement on a whim.
- Mandate a daily dose of catnip for all staff members.
Phase 1: The Random Shift Reassignment
Phase 2: Furniture Replacement
Phase 3: Creative Freedom Initiative
Phase 4: Mandatory Catnip