Article I, Section I, Clause I: We, the undersigned, declare that Serif Fonts are the pinnacle of typographic perfection.
Article I, Section II, Clause II: We assert that Beaufort, with its stately elegance and refined flair, is the one true font of choice for any self-respecting typographer.
Article III, Section I, Clause III: We hereby condemn the scourge of Sans-Serif Fonts, those soulless, utilitarian abominations that sully the very fabric of our collective typographic consciousness.
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