Welcome to Utopia!

Where the skies are always pink and so is the bureaucracy.

Population: 1.5 million (give or take a few dozen).

Capital: New Harmonyville ( population 500,000 and counting...).

Government: The Council of Bureaucrats (Chairman: Bureaucrat McSavant).

Geography: A sprawling metropolis of concrete and confusion, surrounded by a sea of beige.

Climate: Mildly oppressive, with a hint of desperation.

Best Features:

• Free Wi-Fi everywhere!
• Free hugs on Fridays!
• Free therapy sessions with our team of expert shrinks!

Worst Features:

• The line for coffee is always long.
• The bureaucracy is, well, a real pain.
• The sun sets at 3 PM, and it's always 9 AM somewhere.