SAFETY GUIDELINES

Don't touch the sharp edges of our furniture, they're like the surface of a hot sun.

When in a group of people, always maintain a safe 5-foot bubble around yourself. This is not a drill, it's a NEO-BRUTALIST SAFETY LAW.

Do not attempt to eat anything that has been sitting on the floor for more than 30 minutes. We cannot guarantee the health and well-being of our employees.

When encountering a coworker who has been drinking a large amount of coffee, please exercise caution and slowly back away. They may be experiencing a state of EXTREME SENSIBILITY.

Do not use the stairs if you can use the elevator. The stairs are like a NEO-BRUTALIST VOLCANO – unpredictable and treacherous.

Edge Safety Guidelines | Floor Safety Guidelines