Password Policy: The Rules Are Simple (But Not Really)

Our password policy is as straightforward as a well-beaten drum. Here are the rules:

• Use at least 12 characters, including one letter, one number, and one of the following special characters: !, @, #, $, %, ^&, or ^&#
• Must not contain your name, nickname, or any variation of it (we have a name blacklist that's longer than your high school prom date's hair
• No words that can be easily guessed by our advanced password cracking tool
• Must be changed every 60 days (we're watching, and so is Bob)

Failure to comply will result in your account being locked down tighter than a Tight-Security Lock until you've had a stern talk with our Password Czar.

Disclaimer

By accessing this page, you acknowledge that you're aware of the absurdity of our password policy and are willing to accept the Paradoxical Consequences that come with it.