SITUATION ROOM

IT APPEARS YOUR PASSWORD HAS BEEN BROKEN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. YOUR PASSWORD HAS BEEN SHATTERED.

PLEASE CONTACT THE IT DEPARTMENT FOR ASSISTANCE. THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST ASLEEP UNDER THEIR DESK.

IF YOU'RE UNABLE TO REACH THEM, PLEASE TRY RESETTING YOUR PASSWORD. OR JUST PRESS THE ESCAPE BUTTON A FEW TIMES AND HOPE THE PROBLEM GOES AWAY.