Welcome to the Password Keeper 9000, where our passwords are so broken that they're not even worthy of being kept.
You have stumbled upon the most secure (or insecure?) password management system in the world. We're glad you're here.
We have a few passwords that are still working, but only if you're lucky. Here are a few of them:
Don't worry, it's not like we're going to actually store your passwords here or anything. That would be too easy.
Or is it?