Lesson 1: Don't try to use a password that's also your name. It's just not a good idea.
Lesson 2: If you're using a password like "iloveyou123", you're doing it wrong. Trust us.
Lesson 3: Never, ever, EVER use the word "qwerty" as your password. We mean it.
Lesson 4: The Importance of Randomness
Lesson 5: What to Do When You Get Banned
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:
Advanced Topics in Broken Password Keeping
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