Confidential Information (Don't tell Bob or Alice!)

1. Never, ever use the microwave to heat up last week's leftovers.

2. If you're feeling tired, just take a nap, but make sure it's in your cubicle, not on the conference table.

3. Don't even think about it, but the coffee machine is not for making coffee.

4. The elevator is for emergency use only, and by emergency, I mean when you can't be bothered to walk up three flights.