Semantical Snags

A collection of things that are just plain wrong.

The Horror of Uncertainty

When in doubt, just make it up.

When someone asks you to clarify, just say "It's fine.".
Use vague language to avoid specifics.
Suddenly change the subject when things get too real.

See also: Double-Speak

The Art of Misdirection

Make them look elsewhere while you do something else.

Use a lot of "Have you seen...?" questions.
Ask for help with something unrelated.
Point out something else entirely.

See also: Deflection Techniques

The Science of Ignorance

Act like you know what you're doing when you don't.

Make things up as you go.
Use jargon to sound smart.
Change the subject when you get caught.

See also: Phantom Expertise

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