Schrödinger's Cat Support Desk

We're here to support your quantum queries. If you're experiencing superposition issues, don't worry, we'll try to collapse the wave function for you.

Common Problems:

• Decoherence - When particles refuse to interact with the observer.
• Superposition Issues - Multiple states at once. It's a real thing.
• Entanglement - When particles are connected across space and time (but not in a romantic way).
• Quantum Fluctuations - Random changes in energy. Don't worry, it's just the fabric of space-time being weird.

Uncommon Problems:

• Schrödinger's Revenge - When the cat's dead, but you're not sure.
• Many Worlds, Many Mistakes - When the multiverse gets out of hand.