Queue-ing: The Advanced Guide
Chapter 1: The Art of Waiting
Step 1: Find a queue. Any queue will do.
Step 2: Stand in it. Feel the rush of doing nothing.
Step 3: Practice your "I'll be there soon" faces.
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