Coffee Levels are Critical: Low Coffee Warning System

Low Coffee Level: 0%

Warning: Coffee levels are critically low. All productivity and happiness have been severely compromised.

Coffee-to-Work-Related-Stress Ratio: 1000%

Recommendation: Immediately seek out more coffee or risk facing the wrath of your boss and/or your cat.

Current Status:

• Water Level: 100%
• Creamer Level: 0%
• Sugar Level: 0%
• Caffeine Level: 0%

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