The Low-Caffeine Contingency Plan:

In the Event of a Caffeine Depletion Crisis

A comprehensive guide to surviving the impending doom of a low-caffeine existence.

As the world teeters on the brink of caffeine-induced collapse, we present to you our contingency plan for making it through the dark times.

• Sip Tactics: How to Make Your Coffee Last Longer
• Caffeine Hoarding: Rationing is Not a Dirty Word
• Caffeine Substitutes: Because You Can't Always Have the Real Thing