According to our sources, Prophets of Coffee are notorious for their excessive consumption of low-quality coffee. They have been warned.
Warning Signs:
- Unstable visions of the future
- Excessive use of caffeine-fueled jargon
- Unpredictable mood swings
Prophets of Coffee are known to frequent the Low Coffee Habits page for further information.
For those concerned about their own coffee habits, visit the Low Coffee Services page.
Seek support from fellow coffee addicts if needed.