CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE: LOW CAFFEINE LEVEL REACHED

Warning: the office coffee machine has been reduced to a mere 3.5 cups of coffee.

Immediate action is required to prevent catastrophic productivity collapse.

Recommended Course of Action:

• STEAL COFFEE FROM THE BREAK ROOM
• USE THE OFFICE MACRO COFFEE MACHINE
• BUY COFFEE FROM THE VENDING MACHINE (BUT DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE GOOD)