Temperature Prophesies for the Week
According to our team of highly trained, totally-not-made-up weather prophets, here's what the week has in store:
- Monday: Partly Cloudy, 72°F with a high chance of Sudden Onset Nostalgia
- Tuesday: Chance of scattered showers and a low chance of Regret, 60°F
- Wednesday: A high chance of existential dread, 58°F with a slight chance of Sarcasm
- Thursday: A beautiful day to stay indoors, 65°F with a moderate chance of Procrastination
- Friday: A chance of spontaneous combustion, 70°F
- Weekend: A high chance of leisure activities, 75°F with a slight chance of Overthinking
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