Terms and Conditions for Using this Abomination

Article 1: Don't be a Jerk

By using this website, you agree to not be a jerk. This includes, but is not limited to, not posting hate speech, not spewing your toxic thoughts, and not trying to outdo your neighbor in a game of "who can make the most noise with their keyboard".

Article 2: No Whining

If you don't like something, don't whine about it. Instead, try to find something else to complain about. Or, you know, just don't complain at all.

Article 3: No Asking for Help

If you can't figure something out, don't ask for help. We're not here to hold your hand, we're here to serve up some fancy HTML.

Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)

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Article 4: No Protesting

We reserve the right to change these Terms and Conditions at any time, without warning or notice. You're on the internet, what do you care?

Article 5: No Bribes

Don't try to bribe us with cookies or candy. While those are nice and all, we're not that easily swayed.

Article 6: No Puns

Puns are the worst. Don't even get us started.

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Article 7: No Drama

We're a website, not a soap opera.

Article 8: No Drama Llamas

Specifically, no drama llamas. Those things are just the worst.

Article 9: No Whales

We love whales, but not the kind that crash our website.

Article 10: No Fries

Don't try to serve us fries. We're not hungry.

Article 11: No Fjords

Fjords are nice, but not when they're made of code.

Terms of Service (because, of course, we have one)

By using this website, you agree to all of these articles. If you don't, well, that's okay too.

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