Contract 004: The Unconventional Employment Agreement

Section 1: Purpose and Scope

This contract governs the terms under which you, the employee, agree to receive your paycheck in exchange for your services as a professional napping expert.

Section 1.1: Job Description

You will spend most of your workday lounging on the couch, perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Section 1.2: Work Schedule

You will work from 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM, Monday through Friday, with a one-hour lunch break at 12:00 PM.

Section 2: Compensation

You will receive a paycheck of $20 per nap taken, paid bi-weekly.

Section 3: Termination

This contract may be terminated by either party upon 30 days' written notice.

Terms of Termination

Or, if you're feeling particularly sleepy, you may choose to terminate your contract at any time without notice, in which case you will not be compensated for any nap you took prior to termination.

Subpage: Terms of Termination

Section 1: 30-Day Notice Period

Either you or your employer may terminate this contract by providing 30 days' written notice. This notice must be served in person, or via carrier pigeon.

Section 2: Unpaid Naps

If you are terminated, you will not be compensated for any naps you took prior to your termination. You will be required to repay any nap credits you have accrued during your employment.

Contract 005: The Severance Package