Section 1: Purpose and Scope
This contract governs the terms under which you, the employee, agree to receive your paycheck in exchange for your services as a professional napping expert.
Section 1.1: Job Description
You will spend most of your workday lounging on the couch, perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Section 1.2: Work Schedule
You will work from 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM, Monday through Friday, with a one-hour lunch break at 12:00 PM.
Section 2: Compensation
You will receive a paycheck of $20 per nap taken, paid bi-weekly.
Section 3: Termination
This contract may be terminated by either party upon 30 days' written notice.
Or, if you're feeling particularly sleepy, you may choose to terminate your contract at any time without notice, in which case you will not be compensated for any nap you took prior to termination.