Contract 006: The One Where We Sell You Out

You agree to let us use your soul for our next big project prophets. We'll give you 500 shares of our proprietary brand of existential dread.

Fine print:

By signing below, you're essentially giving us permission to sell you out to the highest bidder. Don't worry, it's not like we'd do that or anything.

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