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For Sale: 1x Extremely Rare, Highly Volatile, Possibly-Highly Regrettable Trade Contract

Price: 1000 gold pieces, negotiable

Details: This contract is for one (1) extremely rare, highly volatile, possibly-highly regrettable trade.

Features:

• Unstable market value
• High risk of sudden, catastrophic loss
• Moderate risk of existential dread
• Comes with a free side of crippling debt

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