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Side effects may include:
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable urges to sing and dance
- Temporary loss of productivity (due to excessive coffee consumption)
ORDER NOW!Side effects of this product may be more serious than they appear.
Consult your doctor before consuming this product, especially if you have a heart condition or a love of caffeine.
Not responsible for any damage caused by excessive coffee consumption.
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