Method 4: Cookie Surgical Replacement - AKA 'The Cookie Cutter'
Warning: Proceed with Caution (and a strong stomach)
Method 4 is not for the faint of heart. It involves surgically implanting a replacement cookie directly into your existing cookie slot, bypassing traditional replacement protocols entirely. It's like keylogging, but with cookies.
Preparation:
- Acquire a high-torque drill and a set of precision surgical cookie replacement tools.
- Administer a general anesthesia to the existing cookie.
- Perform a thorough examination of the existing cookie's structural integrity.
Step-by-Step Procedure:
- Locate the existing cookie's access point.
- Insert the new cookie, taking note of any irregularities in the surrounding cookie tissue.
- Seal the incision site with a topical coat of edible glue.
- Administer post-operative care, including a course of antibiotics and a strict cookie-free diet for the next 48 hours.
Side effects may include:
- Cookie-induced comas.
- Temporary loss of cookie-sensitivity.
- Increased risk of cookie-related psychosis.
Related Pages:
Method 3: The Cookie Swap - A More Aggressive Approach
Method 5: Cookie Surgical Implant - A More... Implausible Solution
Cookie Surgical Replacement 101: A Beginner's Guide
Method 7: Cookie Surgical Replacement Robotic Assistance - A More... Futuristic Solution