Advanced Justifications for Interstellar Travelers

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

She was always gravitating towards other people.

What did the alien say to the space explorer?

"Take me to your leader," he said.

Why did the starship captain become a baker?

He kneaded the dough.

Why did the astronaut get lost in space?

He couldn't star-chart his course.

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