Telepathy Support Groups

For those struggling to keep their thoughts from escaping their cranium, we offer a safe space to share your mental misadventures.

Our Mission:

We're here to help you master the art of mind control, but first, let's get you through the basics.

Our Methods:

We'll teach you how to:

• Project your thoughts onto nearby objects
• Communicate telepathically with inanimate objects
• Maintain a mental buffer zone to prevent thoughts from spilling out
• Host mental tea parties for your favorite stuffed animals

Join Our Community:

Discuss your telepathy triumphs and tribulations with fellow mind-readers:

And don't forget to check out our Telepathy Shop for all your mind-control needs.

Disclaimer:

We're not responsible for any mental property damage or uninvited thoughts.