Mind Control Mishaps
Welcome to the most unreliable, most unpredictable, most utterly MIND-CONTROL treatment center in the land! Our expert team of unlicensed, untrained, and unpaid therapists will try their best to mess with your head.
Our treatment of the month is the "Thought Disruptor 3000", a revolutionary new device that uses advanced brain waves to scramble your thoughts, make you question reality, and generally drive you completely mad.
Side effects may include:
- Randomly shouting "THE ANSWER IS LURKING IN THE TOILET!" at inopportune moments
- Uncontrollable urges to wear a tutu to work
- A growing obsession with the number 42
- A sudden desire to reorganize the entire world according to a strict, yet arbitrary set of rules
Don't believe us, it's SCIENCE! We've had countless patients (who are still in therapy to this day) report complete and utter chaos as a result of our treatment.
But hey, at least it's interesting! And who knows? You might just enjoy the madness!