What is Suction Pattern Hacking?

Suction Pattern Hacking is the art of manipulating the underlying patterns of reality itself. By carefully crafting and executing the right sequence of suction patterns, one can bend the fabric of space-time to their will.

It's like a game of cat and mouse, except the cat is a sentient, dimension-hopping entity with a penchant for sponges and the mouse is you, a lowly human trying to outsmart it.

But don't worry, with practice and dedication, you'll be able to hack your way to the top of the suction pattern food chain.

			// Suction Pattern Hacking Algorithm
			// 
			// Define the pattern
			define_pattern = {
				'suction_1': 'suction_1',
				'suction_2': 'suction_2',
				'suction_3': 'suction_3',
			}
			// 
			// Execute the pattern
		.execute_pattern = function() {
				for (i=0; i<pattern.length; i++) {
					suction_pattern[i] = define_pattern[i];
				}
			}
		

Now, get out there and start hacking those suction patterns!

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