Suction Patterns in Prison: The Art of Cleaning Up

Inmate 3456 reports that the prison showers have been a real challenge. The water pressure is low, but the dirt is high. That's why they've developed a unique approach to sudsing up:

These techniques have become an underground sensation in the prison yard, with many an inmate sharing their own sucton patterns for the masses.

Subpage 1: The Flicking Frenzy
Subpage 2: The Scrubbing Shuffle
Subpage 3: The Rinse-and-Repeat