Here lies the mystical portal to the realm of the High Priestess.

Avoid getting lost in the labyrinthine pathways, lest ye fall prey to the dimensional creatures.

Warning: Do not feed the portal with nachos, or risk being trapped in an infinite loop of cheese dust and regret.

Seek guidance from the Interdimensional Guilds Acquire safety gear for your interdimensional surfing adventures

Remember, interdimensional surfing is not just a hobby, it's a way of life. Or is it?