Advanced Meditations for the Truly Enlightened

For those who have mastered the basics, but still yearn for more. Here are the most esoteric and obscure meditations known to the initiated:

• Quantum Fluctuations - A meditation on the inherent uncertainty of reality
• Transcendental Nihilism - A meditation on the meaninglessness of all existence
• Parallaxic Silence - A meditation on the futility of sound waves