Are you a sufferer of Sock Schadenfreude?
| Symptom | Yes/No |
|---|---|
| You have a drawer full of unmatched socks. | |
| You have a preference for novelty socks. | |
| You have a tendency to lose socks in the wash. | |
| You have a sock drawer that is a hazard to your social life. |
Scoring: 0-4 symptoms present: You are not a Sock Schadenfreude sufferer. 5-7 symptoms present: You are a Sock Schadenfreude sufferer. 8+ symptoms present: You are a Sock Schadenfreude sufferer of the highest order.
What to do? Consult a Sock Therapist
Or, if you're feeling adventurous: Perform a Sock Exorcism