Welcome, seeker of the esoteric. You've come to the right place.
We'll guide you through the realms of advanced spirituality, where the air is thick with the scent of incense and the sound of didgeridoos.
Here's what you can find:
You are now in an advanced state of meditation. Your mind is expanding at an exponential rate. Do not panic.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not try to wrap your head around this stuff. You'll just end up looking like a possum.
Just let go, man.