Are you tired of people saying "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"? No, you want to make a strong, acidic commentary on the human condition.
Join us in our exclusive, invite-only_goals group for the advanced meditator, where we'll explore the art of finding the negative in everything.
From the meaninglessness of life to the futility of love, we'll delve into the darkest corners of existence and emerge with a renewed sense of despair.
Don't forget to wear your best "I'm-a-philosophy-major-in-therapy"_goals t-shirt to our next meeting.