Advanced Meditations for the Beginner's Mysticisms

A guide for the uninitiated, but still somehow managing to achieve enlightenment

Lesson 1: The Sock Drawer of the Mind

The ancient art of finding the perfect socks for the soul. A journey that has been lost to the ages, but can be rediscovered with the right mindset.

Step 1: Identify your sock drawer. Is it a messy abyss or a well-organized wonderland?

Step 2: Reach deep within and find the perfect match for your soul. Are you a bright, neon pink or a soothing, muted gray?

Continue to Step 3: The Sock-of-Truth

Continue to Step 3: The Sock-of-Truth