Welcome, fellow dimension-hoppers, to the Boards of the Elders! Here you'll find the most ancient and revered boards, passed down through the ages, used to surf the cosmic waves.
1. Quantum Fluctuation Boards - For when you want to ride the uncertainty principle.
2. Gravity Deflection Boards - Because who needs Earth's gravity, anyway?
3. Time Warped Boards - Surf through the ages, without getting old.
4. Chaos Theory Boards - Where the rules are made up as you go.