Interdimensional Surfin' Nodes

Node 1: Infinite Coffee Shop

Node 2: The Coffee Shop of Infinite Regret Node 3: Where the Coffee is Always Too Strong

Welcome to the Infinite Coffee Shop

Where the coffee flows like the rivers of the multiverse

Drink a cup, and you'll be back in 3... 2... 1...

...and then you'll be here, with a caffeine high and a existential crisis

Don't worry, it's just the infinite recursion of the shop

It's just our way of making you question reality

Warning: excessive use of our coffee may lead to

Node 4: Infinite Madness