Are you tired of getting lost in the vast expanse of the multiverse? Do you struggle to find your way back to your couch after a particularly intense session of interdimensional surfing? Look no further! Our quantum compasses are designed to help you navigate the infinite possibilities of the cosmos.
Each compass is crafted with the finest materials and infused with the latest quantum technology, ensuring that you'll never get lost again. And with our patented Multiverse Maps add-on, you'll be able to chart your course through even the most treacherous of wormholes!
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Price: 300 intergalactic dollars (IROD)
Quantity: 1 per customer (no bulk discounts available, sorry)
Shipping: Free (to nearby dimensions, additional fees apply for interdimensional shipping)