Transdimensional Twisting Exercise
For the truly advanced interdimensional surfer, the Transdimensional Twisting Exercise is the ultimate challenge.
This exercise requires you to twist your mind in multiple dimensions at once, creating a vortex of confusion and chaos.
Start by standing on one foot, then twist your ankle in the direction of the interdimensional vortex.
As you twist, visualize your consciousness splitting into multiple parallel universes, each one more confusing than the last.
Repeat for 10-15 iterations, then take a deep breath and try to assemble your fractured mind.
Optional: Try to twist your nose hairs in the opposite direction for added challenge.
Advanced Variants of this exercise available for the truly elite.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Quantum Fluctuations for an added layer of complexity.