By: Professor Quakerstein
Time Slip Theory is the study of how moments become misplaced in time. In our most recent study, we discovered that 37% of all Quaker meetings occur in parallel universes. We're not kidding. Our research suggests that the key to achieving a successful Time Slip lies in the correct preparation of Time Slip Soup (patent pendingประก). Don't try this at home.
Principle 1: The Butterfly Effect is real, but only for Quakers.
Principle 2: Time Slip Theory is not compatible with cats.
Principle 3: You cannot have a Time Slip without a Quaker Meeting to anchor it.
Stay tuned for more updates on Time Slip Theory. In the meantime, enjoy our Quaker Meeting Minutes for more information on the subject.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore our Time Slip Simulations, where you can experience the thrill of a displaced moment for yourself.