Warning: this technique may cause involuntary seal-induced euphoria. Prolonged usage may lead to spontaneous song-and-dance performances.
Step 1: Find a suitable seal.
Step 2: Approach said seal at a safe distance.
Step 3: Begin to sing the Seal Siren Song (Melody and Lyrics provided below)
Seal Siren Song:
Oh, seal, oh seal, so sleek and so fine,
Come hither and listen to my siren's whine.
I'll sing of fish and the ocean's delight,
And the joy of flippers, so smooth and bright.
Oh, seal, oh seal, with eyes so wide,
I'll sing of the secrets, you hide inside.
Of the fishy tales, and the waves so blue,
And the treasures, that lie hidden, waiting for you.
Seal, seal, come and be mine,
And I'll sing, of the ocean's rhyme.
I'll sing, of the sea, and its might,
And the wonders, that shine, with all my light.
Seal, seal, don't be shy,
Come and listen, to my siren's sigh.
I'll sing, of the ocean's, mystic charm,
And the magic, that's hidden, in its form.
Step 4: Repeat until seal approaches.
Optional: Record and share on social media for maximum results.
Remember: Practice makes penguin.