Technique 4: The Phantom Slapping
Also known as the "Slapper of Despair," this technique involves slapping the air with reckless abandon, as if the phantom were a real and present force in your life.
Key characteristics:
- Unbridled enthusiasm
- Complete disregard for personal space
- Threatening, yet somehow endearing, presence
To master this technique, one must first develop a keen sense of spatial awareness, as the Phantom Slapper is a force to be reckoned with. Practice your slapping in front of a mirror, but be careful not to hurt yourself.
Advanced Techniques:
Slapping with one hand while simultaneously slapping with the other.
A slapping while slapping a slapping, creating a slapping vortex.
A slapping while slapping a slapping while slapping, creating a slapping singularity.