ASD-Stealth-Mode-101: Mastering the Art of Not Being Seen

You've made it to the most advanced level of ASD survival techniques. Congratulations! In this tutorial, we'll teach you how to blend into the background like a chameleon on a wall.

• Wear a black cloak of invisibility (just kidding, it's a really bright orange jumpsuit)
• Practice your "I'm just a tree" pose (stiffen your body and stare intensely at a nearby leaf)
• Develop a talent for making loud, obnoxious noises while whispering
• Learn to think like a sedated sloth (move at a rate of 0.5 miles per second)

Take it to the next level with ASD-Stealth-Mode-102: Camouflage and Disguise or view our gallery of Stealthy Selfies