Welcome to Advanced Sock Magic: Sock Necromancy

This is the most advanced, yet completely-not-at-all-scientific, study of sock magic in the land.

Here, you can learn the dark art of making your socks disappear, reappear, and possibly even make them perform tiny, adorable dance routines.

Sock Division: Splitting your socks with a single, magical flick

Sock Merger 9000: Combining your socks into a vortex of infinite, existential dread

Sock Reassembly: Rebuilding your sock collection, one thread at a time

Warning: Sock magic is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution, and a willingness to lose all your socks.

Disclaimer: Sock magic is completely, utterly, and totally not a real thing. Don't @ us.