The Art of Extreme Procrastination: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Step 1: Master the art of making excuses

Learn to craft a solid alibi for every occasion. Whether it's a family emergency, a sudden case of "sudden illness", or a "crisis" that requires an entire weekend to resolve, our experts will guide you through the art of making it sound plausible.

• Use a combination of science, history, and pop culture to create a convincing narrative.
• Develop a keen sense of timing to ensure your alibi coincides with the exact moment your work is due.
• Prioritize creativity over truth, because who needs facts, anyway?

Learn more about Technique 2: The Power of Distractions Discover Technique 3: The Art of Multitasking (or is it Multitasking-itis?)