Warning: This technique is not for the faint of heart. It involves a 50/50 chance of rebooting the universe into a parallel dimension.
Apply a dash of randomness to your design, and watch your users' eyes roll in confusion.
Jump into the unknown, and hope you don't get stuck in a infinite loop of recursion.
Make users feel like they're stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 2 seconds of scrolling for eternity.