Because, let's face it, they're all secretly rebellious teenagers at heart.
Or, you know, it's just because they're made of more metal.
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We're still trying to figure that out. Maybe.
We're working on it. Honest.
Uh, sure? Why not?
We're not really sure what you're talking about, but hey, it's not like it's going to break anything or anything.
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