Whimsy Paddle Hazards: The Unofficial Paddle Sport of the Future

Warning: Paddling through Whimsy can be hazardous to your sanity. Please be aware of the following risks:

• Unpredictable Whimsy Puddle Jumps: May cause spontaneous combustion of nearby objects.
• Whimsy Wobbly Waters: May induce vertigo, nausea, or existential dread.
• Mystery Paddle-Whimsy Vortex: May suck you in for an eternity of questioning your life choices.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

For more information on Whimsy Paddle Hazards, visit:

• Whimsy Paddle Hazard Rules
• Whimsy Paddle Safety Tips
• Whimsy Paddle Sport Evolution