Whimsy Paddle Hazards: The Unofficial Paddle Sport of the Future
Warning: Paddling through Whimsy can be hazardous to your sanity. Please be aware of the following risks:
- Unpredictable Whimsy Puddle Jumps: May cause spontaneous combustion of nearby objects.
- Whimsy Wobbly Waters: May induce vertigo, nausea, or existential dread.
- Mystery Paddle-Whimsy Vortex: May suck you in for an eternity of questioning your life choices.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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