BLACK HOLE SUNDIAL

A Time-Keeping Device for the Temporally Displaced

Lost in the fabric of spacetime? Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our Black Hole Sundial is a time-keeping device for those stuck in the infinite expanse of the cosmos.

Using the gravitational pull of a nearby black hole, our sundial accurately tells time in the most inconvenient way possible: by sucking all light out of the room.

Features:

• Unreliable time-keeping due to intense gravitational waves
• No battery required, powered by the very fabric of spacetime
• Includes complimentary pair of welding goggles for protection against cosmic rays

Learn how to operate your Black Hole Sundial

Repair Manual: When things go wrong (and they will)