Brain Frying Frequencies

Are you tired of your brain being boring? Do you want to experience the world with a newfound sense of clarity and purpose? Look no further than our patented Brain Frying Frequencies!

Technical Details

Our technology utilizes a combination of high-intensity sonic waves and carefully crafted algorithms to rewire your brain for optimal performance.

How it Works

Here's a step-by-step guide:

Step 1: Insert earbuds
Step 2: Select frequency
Step 3: Hold for 30 seconds
Step 4: Repeat as necessary

Advanced Settings

Risks and Side Effects

As with any powerful brain-altering technology, there are potential risks and side effects:

Excessive use may lead to spontaneous combustion of brain cells.
May cause temporary or permanent damage to cognitive function.
Not recommended for users with pacemakers or other implantable devices.

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