By the power invested in me, I, Kraken, shall impart the secrets of stealthy manipulation. You, dear reader, will learn to bend the rules, to twist the language, and to make the absurd seem plausible.
First and foremost, one must understand the principles of mnemonic mangling. It's a delicate dance of memory and meaning, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur like the edges of a poorly drawn circle.
And so, dear reader, the journey begins. May the Kraken's wisdom guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of sophistry.